OMEGLing

heeyyaaa, anybody knows what omegle is? well i think everybody knows! except for you gapteksss *wwwuuuusss no offense ;)* jadii barusan gue buka itu omegle. pertama buka, blom ngomong apa apa si stranger uda bilang 'Hey i'm 30 m and i'm Pedofile. i'm looking for a 12-17 girl. are you the one?' okeee gue iseng gue bilang aja 'well hi there mr. handsome pedofile, maybe i'm the one you're looking for :P' terus dia bilang 'really? cool' gue 'OF COURSE NOT YOU MORON, I'M A GUY HAHA' terus gue yaaaakk DC muahahaha

yang kedua gue lgsg ngomong :
You : f?
Stranger : yes, u?
gue : m, nice. asl.
Sstranger : i'm 16 and i'm korean, but i live in japan :)
Stranger : u?
You : i'm 77, and i'm american.
Stranger : you sure?
You : yes, i'm very very sure.
You : i'm a lonely old man. would you like to go on a date with me?
Stranger : i know
Stranger : poor you..
Stranger : i'll date you
Stranger : lol
You : have you got any boyfriend there lady?
Stranger : sure, i have one.
You : now you've just broke my heart..
Stranger : no way.... you're 77 :P
You : of course you broke my heart
You : how come you're not?
Stranger : really?
You : yes! first you said you want to go on a date with me, but just now you said you've got a boyfriend already? how come you didn't broke my heart?
Stranger : oh i'm sorry
You : haha ok stop with the jokes haha.
You : nice to know ya korean girl. i'm actually 17 and i'm indonesian haha *ok ngibul wkwk*
Stranger : i know you were joking back then lol
Stranger : well actually i live in korea right now lol
You : hooo i see haha
You : so you know the lee min ho guy?
You : my sister adores him, and really that sucks
Stranger : actually he's my cousin haha
You : really? please ask him to send an autographed-photo and send it to my house.
You : my sister's having her bday in the next 2 weeks and i've got no idea what to give her
Stranger : well, bye.

DISCONNECTED hhaa

gotcha lady i know you were lying and you have to know that you're not a good liar haha

nexttttt gue chat smaa anak indonesia. dia pertama tama uda nogmong 'I'm under 15, if you wanna talk about porn and any other gross things, you better disconnect from this chat' wooghh gue bilang aja gue juga under 15 and not so interested in porn and stuff hahaa. dia lgsg tanya 'indonesian' gue 'hell yeahh, you too right?' dia 'iya' yaudah dehhhh gue chat pake bahasa indo, terus gue uda follow dia di twitter wkwkkk

next chat, ini juga orang indo, umur 19, gue ngmong pake "KAKAK" wkwkwk dia di jakarta juga, di kemang, pas gue mau follow twitternya dia ga ada, terus gue ngomong kan nananna katanya dia ketemunya anak indo mulu hahaa, terus dia yg dc duluan tapi pake pamit wkkwk

terus masi banyakkk lagi tapi gue lupa hehhee
nanti lagi dehh yaaaa :))) see youuuu :P





btw btw, ade gue nyolot. gila gue sebel banget, najis amat ngmgnya gatau diri kek sendirinya ngga aja sih yaaa? pengen gue tabok tonjok tau ga sih, sayang cengeng itu anak nanti bawaannya pasti ngadu, kalo uda ngadu yang ada gue di tonjok bokap muahaha and i think, that thing makes me wanna go get a scholarship in singapore and never met her. well not never, but i bet it'll be a long time HAHHAHAHHAA